Lunch – sometimes it’s just not what you were hoping for.
So Mum and Dad decided I could be all ‘grown up’ and were there faffing about in the kitchen for ages.
And I’m there thinking, ‘This is it. I’m going to be getting something really exciting.’
Then finally Dad appears grinning away.
But it turns out all he’s got is the same old milk in this cold, plastic cup. And I’m like ‘What’s this then? Self-service?’
And then I’m thinking well if they’re going to start making me eat like this, then you know I might at least get a table with a view.
But oh no! I’m put in this little seat on the floor.
And I’m thinking, ‘Well I won’t be coming back here in a hurry.’